Saturday, December 15, 2018
12.15
I asked all my students what they would say if they could speak once into the minds of every person on earth, Babel-fish enabled. A few had uplifting things to say. One or two broke their mixtape or their insta.
One said something that makes me ashamed I didn't think of it.
If they could whisper anything into the heads of the globe, they would say "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
I could have cancelled class. They have nothing to learn from me.
[Call your mom. I know I should.]
Monday, December 10, 2018
12.10
Life, light, water, air, smog,
Close upon the ground.
[And if (on a cold morning) you look toward the sea, down into the valley, you can see the thin layers of each, trapped tight against each other by the dominance of the mountains.]
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
11.27
My memory growing quite foggy,
I want to pet him
Underneath of his chin,
But his under-chin's sloppy and soggy!
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
11.14b
I'm a parody of a man in torment. I have nothing to be sad about, but I'm crying. I keep opening my eyes and expecting something around me to be different. The dark room does not oblige. I'm breathing in short, panicked breaths, but there's nothing to run from. There's no utility to any of it. I'm living it, so I can't doubt it, but it's certainly not connected to any shred of the reality around me.
I'm going to close this laptop screen and set it aside again. Within minutes, I guarantee I will feel the lame panic of an invalid trapped between sleeping and waking. I will return to the twilight realm of dissatisfaction. And what's worse: that I want to fall asleep but can't, or that I could fall asleep, but won't? I'm not sure either is true.
Begone.
To darkness with you, laptop.
Sleep fitfully, if at all, and see how it treats you. I know I'll be living it until the morning.
11.14
Not a dream. It counts, though.
I am sick. I have already thrown up three separate times, once at around noon yesterday, once in the car on the way home with Philip (calmly opening my lunch box because I understood the inevitable, taking everything but the napkins out, and hurking four or five times into the plastic liner), and once at home pretty quickly after taking a few pills for the accompanying muscle pain and enormous headache. I could taste the medicine coming up on that one. Colors: Bright pink (spaghetti), dark brown-red (spaghetti and oatmeal from the morning), dark green (what? Some concentrated physical oat bits in this one). Each time I throw up, I spend the next few minutes sweating and feeling like a new man.
I wake up at (nearly) 1am and my computer is playing some poorly-executed Slacks-style segment from the Kuala Lumpur major. I guess the games are done for today, and I watch Fnatic players facing off against each other. They have to toss a small pyramidal bean bag up and pick up another before catching the toss. Some of them are mysteriously bad. The hosts, a man and a woman, can speak the players' language and do, but only infrequently. I think Ame wins the tossing contest. Little do I know, but I am about to toss as well.
The games are over. Secret play PSG.LGD tomorrow slightly before noon local time. I close my laptop. My mouth begins to water, and I know what's coming. All I want is to drink some water–I'm so thirsty. Nothing will come of that. I pick up my lunchbox liner and hunch over it. My drool spatters across the bottom. I had thought I was done with this pattern, since the last time I awoke, at around nine, I didn't throw up. I wait. My body is fickle. I know I'm about to throw up and there's nothing whatsoever to do about it, but I have to wait for my dumb secondary nervous system to finish its job. (I know there's nothing to do because at 7pm I tried. I didn't want to throw up, so I chose not to. I still threw up. I don't have the control I used to have, or the bug is much worse, or something.)
Finally, I hurk four small waterfalls into the lunch box liner and sit, sweating, trying to decide to wash my mouth out.
Okay. I can do this.
To the bathroom. Dump the vomit, which is nearly clear, but definitely not colored in any particular way. Run some water from the tub into the liner. Stoop over the sink to slurk some water up into my mouth. Rinse. Spit. Rinse, spit. Gargle--
And here I lose the story. Leaning back and gargling is the last thing I remember as real. I suppose I probably did spit, because I didn't have anything in my mouth when I came to, and I don't suppose I probably swallowed. I don't know.
My hands are twitching-terrified. My mind is tabula rasa. I don't know where I am and my butt hurts. I understand this, /in the way of dreams/, is because I hit the floor quite hard. What was that loud noise? Why did I seem to hit the floor twice? And where am I? I'm looking at things but not seeing. There's a noise I cannot comprehend. My arms are down at my side, touching a cold floor, twitching with fright. My legs are utterly weak. I might be dying.
I start to come to, and what do I understand? Oh, the loud noise was me hitting the uncle John step stool next to the bath. Oh, the sound is the constant rush of water into the sink and the drip of water into my lunchbox in the tub. Oh, I just passed out so bad I wasn't aware that I was passing out.
The last time I passed out so badly, I was at Katy's house. I forget what my overall physical state was, but since I have only been sick twice in 2018 (once at camp and it destroyed me for three days) and today, I can guess I wasn't sick. I just was lying on her couch, stood up, and my brain lost the thread. I was sure I was going deaf. I was trying to scream and I couldn't hear anything, so I must have been deaf. I was overcome when I stood up and stretched, and I couldn't even angle myself as I normally do, to fall down forward onto my hands. I fell over back ward and sat directly on my open laptop. (It didn't die then).
I sit on the ground, breathing. When I finally turn off the sink, I notice my flashlight has fallen in and is wet and working. I flush the toilet and empty the clean water from my lunch box. I don't feel as well as I did right after I vomited, sweaty and huffing. I go lie down and type this up. It was the worst I have ever passed out, and the weakness of it is still not gone from my fingers. I practically seized, honestly.
Good morning. Sleep well.
1:20am
Monday, November 12, 2018
11.12
By bringing home hundreds of kitties.
He would set a cat down;
It would not stick around
Leaving just cat poo and pity.
(Old version: Leaving him with just cat poop and pity.)
Friday, November 9, 2018
11.9
The anniversary of the Good Day. It was two years ago, wasn't it? And now it's my turn to get swept up in an adventure that she's made, my turn to ride somewhere with a blindfold on, my turn to be aghast at how much of our money she's spent on us. So. That's why we couldn't afford to go to the play last week, and the bookstore yesterday. I was just being blind.
The thought of it was enough to make me laugh.
She must have thought I was distracted, so she poked her head around the door to check. I only caught a glimpse of her, but it's enough to drive me to paroxysms of laughter.
I'm too lucky.
Thursday, November 1, 2018
11.1
Monday, October 29, 2018
10.29
Sunday, October 28, 2018
10.28
Saturday, October 27, 2018
10.27
1987, probably. By the looks of it around here, I'd say so. These buildings are falling into the ground, but they still hold that intensely practical feel of a single fat red brick. The colors are exactly that hyper-saturated faded primary color combination that I'm so unfamiliar and so familiar with. The people look like they turned off their TVs and radios and never bought a connection to the web. Things are stuck around here.
Thursday, October 25, 2018
10.16
Was he kind? He had to be.
He took off his hat and waved it at her, not cutting his stride. She broke out of the pavilion's shade and walked, near-stiff, to meet him. The air hit her again like a physical object.
"Ho there," he called, from earshot.
"Hello!" She was forced to yell. "I said, hello!"
She could now make out his feet's soft crunch in the old leaf litter between the rows. His toes were splayed out wide, raw, and red. His shoulders and chest were nut-brown. He looked up at her. "Sorry about that. I was on the other field. Mike said you wanted a job?"
"That's right."
"But I'm not hiring."
"You haven't seen me work."
"Fair. But am I supposed to replace one of my guys for you? They're hungry too. We all are."
She paused and said with maybe a touch more dirt in it, "You haven't seen me work." Her nostrils flared once, twice, and she struggled with a self-righteous anger that flashed across her face and evaporated in the sun.
He swept a beet-red hand across his beet-red face and flicked the sweat down into the dirt. He narrowed his eyes at her with that look. She had already shifted her weight to turn and go when he said "Alright. Let's see this." She rocked back on her heels, near-tipping over. Her mouth was suddenly very dry.
He led her down a long row through the terrible bake of the sun to where a man waited in a screaming-white truck. From the back, he plucked a fat linen bag the size of her palm and tossed it to her. "There's your gold. Where's your painter?"
She held up a broad brown hand.
"I'll believe it when I see it," he said, hopping down from the truck. "Come on. There's a fresh row just down here." He fell silent while they walked, and she could feel the thin vibration of her pulse in her neck, hear the crisp sound of the dirt beneath their toes. He turned to her without speaking and cleared his throat.
"Here?"
"Yeah."
She unclipped the top of the cloth bag and held its neck pinched in the fingers of her left hand, rolling the cloth down over them to hang the bag just so in her palm, opened between her two longest digits. Softly tapping her right fingers into the dusty-gold powder in the bag, she picked up a paltry amount with her hand. Her left hand snapped closed again on the small bag and she straightened, reaching up to the top of the plant with her right hand where a stem abruptly truncated in a small confusion of spidery tips. She flicked the pad of one finger across, finding another right behind, flick, another, flick, flick, flick. Tap the dust again–pollen, was it? They called it something she had never bothered to learn about–and again into the plant to find a feather. Flick, flick, flick, flick, and paint the plant. Quickly, efficiently. She was buried into the depth of the vine each time she stepped forward, her skin complaining at the tiny bristles on the top of each leaf. Flick flick flick. She worked the whole plant and stepped back.
He nodded. "Where'd you learn that? 's a new style."
"Up somewhere near Edmonton. I don't remember the name of the town."
"Growing?"
"Grapes."
He nodded and rocked forward and back in the softened dirt of the row. He seemed to settle. "I don't normally hire women, you know. Not often tall enough to reach the tops of the plants." There passed the space of one breath between them, during which he flicked his eyes up to hers. "Not your problem, though. If you want a job, I think I have an idea for you, if you're up to it. Grapes, you said?"
"In Alberta."
"You get snow up there?"
"Once."
He shivered. She opened the bag on her fingers and flicked the last of the powdery gold from her right hand, loosed the bag again, and clipped it shut. She looked calm, but the movements of her hands were too deliberate, too careful. He was lost in a reverie and she watched him carefully, dark eyes unmoving, breath slow. As she breathed, her shirt pulled in small ripples at the dark, wet patches down her back and sides.
He jumped a little as though realizing, wiped his brow again. "Alright, then. I liked what I saw. You wanna follow me, then?" He turned on his heel and strode off, light and fast. She reached out one last touch to the plant she had worked. Without turning, he started talking fast. "I don't think your talent is useful out here in the tomatoes." Her head turned to the plants as she walked, brows furrowed. "They're expensive, but they don't require much skill, much care. They're sturdy, you know. I mean, we've got 'em out here in the sun. Obviously. Nothing to it: Most of the guys use old horse hair brushes and we get good results. But that finger trick, now that's something else."
The two closed in on a massive building with closed up walls. An enormous hum vibrated through the soles of her feet and the building's edges seemed to vibrate with the sun. The whole surface was painted a sun-sharp white and her eyes watered as she looked ahead.
"You're something else and we have something else. Come on inside." A key in a lock. And the door, three feet thick of steel. She stooped as she stepped over the mantle into the dark beyond and then: she jumped back out. A roiling cloud of fog was hissing over the steel around her, the face of which dripped heavily on the floor. He saw her face and said "We have a state license for the cold house. Don't worry. We're all legal here. You said you had worked in Edmonton, so I thought . . ."
She looked at him through a hot face.
"Alright. Let's go."
She stepped through, and he swung the door closed behind her. Its clang made a tumbledown echo that rolled through the long corridor. His light, slapping footfalls proceeded them to the lockers lining the last ten feet before a nearly opaque glass door. The light beyond was golden-green.
He tossed her a neat bundle of grey cloth. "Can't take anything in there," he said. He sounded embarrassed. She only nodded.
The pair scrubbed their feet and hands. He stood facing away from her while she rinsed off the rest of her. He put on his own silly-looking smock over his sunburnt shoulders, and flicked one eyebrow up when she hesitated. "Yeah?"
"I'm ready. You can open the door."
The door swung into the next room, and a wall, three layers thick of thin cotton strips hung down beyond. He pushed through and disappeared. She pushed through the wall and nearly lost her direction, nearly tripped, nearly floated away, but came through the far side blinking at the sudden return of light. Her skin prickled up. The last of the shower water felt like it was freezing. Her chest hurt. She looked up.
The refrigerated room stretched out half a kilometer or more across, an enormous distance for such a low ceiling. Golden light tore through the thick plants from a hundred skylights, bouncing around the small space left for it until all light was swallowed up at the floor and ceiling by vines, stalks, and bushes, each one a dense green body with firework bursts of colors. The dust of a multitude of colored plant-explosions settled soft on the black earth between her dark toes and fought with the plants to cloud away the cutting sunlight. Tearing all throughout were the small sounds of a living place, a cutting buzz, a whining, two million small toes tapping a blind path through the verdant maze. A continuous thunderstorm of rain left the bass clef with no space for the sound of a heartbeat.
She didn't move herself, but she moved, eyes too full, breath caught up. She fell back into the dead passageway. Cotton cloth cut off the overwhelming life from view.
He ducked his head between strips and coughed a laugh. "You ain't never seen no cold house, have you? Well, I'm glad to know you can still be surprised. The way you told yourself is like you've seen everything ever to see."
"What is it?"
"What, the cold house?"
"Am I a joke to you? I'm just a duster, a drifter, a nobody. You can kick me out as soon as show me this. Why torture me?"
He didn't respond to that but stepped away, and the cloth door fell down in soft flaps. A wet smear of air crawled along the floor in his wake. She heard him sigh beyond.
She stood up, but didn't pass through. "Hey," she said. "Why'd you bring me here?'
But there was only green noise from beyond.
She sighed.
Pushing again through the cotton blindness, she emerged again to the vast noise beyond. He was gone. She stood in his footprints, and could just make more out in the black earth, leading in. Leaves rippled everywhere her eye landed. The noise trembled, and she shook at how it vibrated the chill in her bones. Her answers were in.
There were plants that she had never seen now pulling at her smock and scraping down her limbs. All the leaves were impossibly broad and troublingly wet. She felt their indescribable fragility as stems broke and twitched at her passing. She pulled one flat, smooth leaf up and grimaced at it with an alien unfamiliarity on her face. She stooped and touched the baby-thin roots in the softest ground. And then he was beside her again, sudden. He was a ripple of leaves and then a man. The hint of shock ran through her spine, twisting her up a twitch, and then she slowly rose to her height.
"Well?" He looked back at where she had been.
"Why am I here?'
"I think everyone should see it once, what we had. Now, God stands at the gates of the old world with a flaming sword to cut the sky in two, and the sea licks at the toes of the mountains. The world doesn't have much left of what it once was. I think everyone should see this once, if only to feel their old bones—"
"My bones?"
"The ones your grandmother gave you. Do you feel the strength come back to your limbs? Do you see with new eyes? Can you look beyond your size? What do you see?" He was practically whispering, now.
Something moved behind him, and her eyes flickered to it. He laughed at the shape her face twisted into."
Her tongue was hard pressed to the roof of her mouth and every inch of her long legs was trembling from the both the cold and the exertion of holding her to the earth. She stared deep into the leaf litter she saw beyond his grinning and saw there a thing. It moved impossibly and didn't seem to see the two of them. It nosed around through the dirt, chasing the detritus of dreams too small to see.
"What—"
"I don't know what it's called. Don't ask me that. It's from the old world, before. They all are."
"All . . ."
And like that, her eyes tripped on a countless constellation of frustrated motes of life. The undersides of leaves, the point of each colored confusion on a plant stalk, the dirt between and around the roots, the air, the air, the vibrant and tintinnambulous air—all were full and moving. Not just the dusting of plants nor the waving of leaves, but life too small to be conceived was on the move.
His voice was warmer than she remembered. The room was warmer than she remembered. His words creaked with long-forgotten pain reborn, croaked with the ages she had stood unblinking. He held his hand up for her to see a monstrous spiky little shame crawling swift between his fingers, black as the inside of an eyelid on a moonless night. "They're the last gift to be taken from us. My grandfather's grandfather saved what he could and brought them here."
"Here where?"
"Eden."
Loss.
[I'll miss the bees when they're gone.]
Sunday, October 14, 2018
10.14b
I was once close to the sun while I watched an eclipse, body to body, and she chose to eclipse herself. Right there, where the earth meets its end and the clouds pull clothes on the panicking cosmos, the sun was too much for itself and died away.
10.14
Monday, October 8, 2018
10.8
Once the fourth-largest lake in the world by surface area, the Aral Sea was destroyed by irrigation efforts in the USSR and continuing irrigation by Russia and Kazakhstan. It and Lake Chad, among others, are visibly-disappearing lakes.
Ogallala Aquifer
A vast aquifer spanning the high plains, once treated as inexhaustible. In most places, rainfall replenishes the water reservoir an inch or so a year, and many farmers pump out a foot or more a year to water their crops. Because the aquifer is an underground resource, there's no easy way to know if it's dried up until your pump gulps air and your crops die.
Elephant Butte Reservoir
The largest reservoir in New Mexico, fed by the Rio Grande, and built in a spate of optimism in the 1910s, the reservoir is, as of September 2018, empty. I mean, three percent full. Part of the cause is low rainfall and snowpack from upstream (the Rio Grande is drying out entirely in northern New Mexico), and part of the cause is increased use. It doesn't matter generally, the effect is the same. The lake is empty. The article from the Las Cruces Times points out that of course it emptied: that's what reservoirs are supposed to do. They disburse in lean years what was saved in the wet. The lake is, regardless, empty, and it feels like such a fragile thing. Maybe reservoirs like this and Lake Meredith are like heartbeats of Nowhere, America. I think Elephant Butte is less important globally than the Aral sea or the Ogallala, but I know I intend on keeping up with it.
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Lakes, reprise
If you find it interesting, helpful, or enlightening, God bless you. And so we begin.
What percentage of the United States is surface water? And of course, this comes with a flood of other inane questions that are easily answered by a single Google search. Come with me on an adventure of pure, untethered silliness as I dissolve into increasingly difficult-to-answer questions, aided only by the greatest collection of knowledge the world has ever produced and my own feeble research abilities. One by one, we shall knock down the doors to the temples of knowledge and ask the confused monks whether the state with the largest percentage of water is likely to be a very small state due to its overall small area of land, or if it's just Michigan because it's probably Michigan, isn't it? Take my hand, and we shall see realms undreamed of. And incidentally, the United States is 3.96% surface water (not counting ocean).
Considering that the United States is the fourth-largest country on earth by land area, how does it rank by water area? The same wikipedia page can answer this question. If we take only the top ten countries by land area, the US is fourth again, passing China and falling behind India, Canada, and Russia, in that order. Considering that India is 9.55% water, according to Wikipedia, and that I cannot name a single lake in that country, I think perhaps India is reporting vast swathes of the Indian ocean as its territory (which is the sort of thing the US also likes to do, but is kind enough to part out as a separate number). Canada, on the other hand, is as honest as you would expect and has 8.93% surface water without counting any ocean. Canada has a larger freshwater area than the smallest 163 smallest countries on the planet. This is despite its above-board approach on an overabundance of lakes, cutting the Hudson Bay and all territorial waters from the count. If we re-include the 1,600,000 square km of Hudson Bay and 200,000 square km of coastal waters, the total water area of Canada is larger than all but the seven largest countries' land area. Canada has more water than Kazakhstan has land, and that should make Kazakhstan a little uncomfortable.
The United States is third in total water area after Canada and Russia.
The Marshall Islands is first in water area percentage, with 98.47% of its territory being Pacific Ocean, obviously.
Lesotho is 0.0032% surface water and yet makes most of its money selling water to South Africa.
And if you're being non-idiotic, the country with the largest area of fresh surface water and percentage of fresh surface water is Denmark, because Greenland (a self-governing Danish territory) is covered with an ice sheet roughly 1,600,000 kilometers square.*
How do each of the states rank against each other? Now we come to a stop-and-pause moment. I know the USGS calculates water area for even ludicrously small communities (Shady Cove is 0.26 square kilometers water), and I can confidently state that the USGS is the best.
Sidebar: what other country on Earth gives away free maps of the entire country that are accurate down to the foot? And we give away NOAA data, Smithsonian visits, library books, and twelve years of education? I like where our head is at.
I would like to guess. I have already found and opened in another tab the actual list of states by water area, but I want to just open a map, pontificate, and be proven utterly wrong. I will choose the top five and bottom five states by water, and I invite you to play along. Come with me on this embarrassing humility exercise.
Top 5 guesses by area:
1 Michigan (doi)
2 Wisconsin
3 Ohio
4 New York
5 Minnesota
(Alaska don't make the cut, but that seems risky)
Bottom 5 guesses by area: uhhhhh
46 Iowa?
47 Arizona . . .
48 Colorado
49 Kansas
50 New Mexico with least.
I am unconfident on every possible metric.
Before I start looking at stats, do you want to play another dumb game? Top by percent?Bottom 5 guesses by percentage is probably so overlapped with bottom by total that it's not worth me embarrassing myself.
Top 5 guesses by percentage:
1 Michigan still (doi), and if ocean is counted,
2 Maryland
3 Deleware
4 Rhode Island
5 Wisconsin.
These are no better than a poor gut instinct.
The truth exists on the USGS website for the world to see. You didn't cheat, did you? I didn't, but I am gratified to see that ocean counts (the total water coverage is the much higher 7% if coastal waters are included. Oh, wait. Florida. Oh, crap, Hawaii! Too late now. Heartbeats. What's the highest? Lowest? I copied the information from USGS to this handy chart to add rankings**. I'll give myself a point if I even named the state in the wrong order.
True top 5 by area: 2/5
1 Alaska 245,383km square (risky and stupid--ocean counts)
2 Michigan 104,052km square
3 Florida 31,424km square
4 Wisconsin 29,367km square
5 Louisiana 23,761km square
True bottom 5 by area: 2/5 or 3/7
(not counting DC with its 19km square)
44 Colorado 1,170, a second honorable mention45 Iowa 1,077, an honorable mention46 Vermont 1,035km square47 New Hampshire 1,027km square48 Arizona 1,026km square49 New Mexico 757km square50 West Virginia 497km square (oop)
True top 5 by percentage: 3/5 or 4/6
1 Michigan 41.5% (e a t m y s h o r t s , h a w a i i)
2 Hawaii 41.2%
3 Rhode Island 33.1%
4 Massachussetts 26.1% oh, right, Chesapeake Bay
5 Maryland 21.8%
6 Delaware 21.7%, an honorable mention
True bottom 5 by percentage:
46 Iowa 0.7%47 Kansas 0.6%48 Colorado 0.4%49 Arizona 0.3%50 New Mexico 0.2% water
And speaking of symmetry, I decided to calculate each state's true wetness (percentage of surface water) by how many wets it is (total area of surface water). Essentially, what rank would you expect, given how much water (ignoring how much land). This post is already monster long, and I'm just getting into the gritty details that I find the most interesting.
Four states were ranked exactly as you'd expect.Texas was 23 ranks drier than you'd expect given its rank-eight 19,075 square km of water. California, Montana, Oregon, Utah, Nevada, and Alaska were all unexpectedly dry for their large water areas, but only 16 (CA) to 10 (AK) ranks too dry. On the other hand, all our tiniest states are so small that street-corner puddles add a percentage of surface water. Rhode Island is 43 ranks wetter than its paltry 1,324 square km of water would suggest. Other big performers include New Hampshire and Vermont, 24 and 22 ranks wetter than expected despite being 46 and 47 for least amount of water overall. Frustrating idiots. Am I writing too much? I like statistics and outliers.
South Carolina rank 21
Kentucky rank 34
Tennessee rank 35 (it's nice that they're next to each other)
Indiana rank 39
I have ungoogleable questions, as well. What is the largest lake in the state with the smallest area of water? . . . with the lowest percentage of water? Well, the largest area of water in the smallest-area-wet state (outside the Potomac in DC) is Summersville Lake in West Virginia. It has an 11 square km area. Apparently, somebody sunk a boat in the lake to give divers something interesting to see. And, though it's not interesting, someone thought it was worth explaining that the lake's name is unusual because the Corps of Engineers didn't name the lake for the closest town or for a person, but a slightly-further-away town. We all have them to thank for not having to read about Gad Lake.
As for low percentages, it doesn't get much lower than the mega-dry New Mexico. Well, let me tell you about Elephant Butte Reservoir, 147.7 square km of dull glory. That's slightly larger than Disney World's area. It holds the dubious distinction of being the 84th-largest man-made lake in the United States (my guess: Salton Sea the largest? Upon looking it up, I am embarrassed that I just didn't think very hard about the unbelievably vast Missouri-river lakes in the Dakotas. But! Salton is fourth by area and an accident, which is more fun than Oahe). Elephant Butte is named for a volcanic core sticking up from the water, not the stegomastodon skull discovered by a bachelor party in 2014. Also, I seriously doubt the size estimates of this lake, given that it rains less than in the past and we waste more.***
Is there a state that uses more surface water than ground water for drinking/farming/showering/carwashes? Well (haha get it), I can find this USGS website counting surface water use and ground water use, but I don't understand what I'm looking at. Looks like I'm gonna have to read the underlying data in this paper. Crud. It's very old information. Crud! 1995!??! Well, regardless. What's water use like?
Oh, no. My question is garbage; the reverse would have been more interesting. Something more than half the states use more surface water resources than ground water resources. Now the question becomes "why do Nebraska, Kansas, and Arkansas use so much well water, I mean holy crap?"
Let's start with total off-stream consumptive water use so we can get a sense of the scope of the problem. Let's pull the top three and bottom three examples just to see the interesting outliers.
Total off-stream consumptive fresh water use per stateThis almost makes sense. California and Texas have a lot of people and agriculture, but Nebraska? Ignore it for now. I'll come back to it. California used 365000 times more water PER DAY than Rhode Island did in 1995. At the time, the population ratio was 32:1. The farm acre ratio (in 2007) was 374:1. Now, say what you will about growing food, but using ~1000 times more water per farm acre than Rhode Island might explain why California is having a water crisis. Now let me tell you the worst news of all. Consumptive fresh water use is a use that is not returned to the water table. It's water that has been respirated by plants, evaporated from a canal, turned into a product, and so on. It's actually non-renewable water use, and California so outstrips the rest of the country on this metric that it's almost panic-laugh-worthy.
1 California 2.55 x 10^11 gal/day
2 Texas 1.05 x 10^10 gal/day3 Nebraska 7.02 x 10^9 gal/day----
48 Alaska 2.5 x 10^7 gal/day49 Vermont 2.4 x 10^7 gal/day50 Rhode Island 1.9 x 10^7 gal/day
That's how we come back to Nebraska. I read further in this 1995 water use report. In Texas, about 1/3 of fresh water use was consumptive. In Vermont, it was about 1/20. In our great American heartland of waving grain and not much else, consumptive (non-replacing) water use represented about 2/3 (66.9%). In Nebraska, the place where boredom goes for vacation, 7/10 (70.2%) of the state's water was pumped up from ground water resources. In Nebraska, America's breadbasket, 92% of total land is farmland. In Nebraska, our nation's collective memory lapse, 71% of total water use was for crop irrigation. In Nebraska, aka the Devil's ironing board, 2.2 trillion gallons of water was pumped from the ground there in 1995. Nebraska, accounts for nearly a tenth of all United States ground water use. Is there a state that uses more ground water than surface water? Oh, yeah.
The Ogallala Aquifer is an enormous groundwater basin underneath nearly all of the high plains region, including essentially all of Nebraska. When I visited Union College as a senior in high school, the college showed all of us a tourism video that boasted of Nebraska's most alluring qualities. It was a short video and even so they managed to run out of things to say. "Home to the nation's largest underground lake," the narrator crowed. I turned to my friend and said, "Did they just insinuate that the Ogallala is a tourist attraction? It's not a lake. It's saturated dirt." A third of the United States' irrigated land lies over the aquifer. We pull something like ten trillion gallons of water from it every year. The aquifer has lost an estimated 9% volume since 1950, and to replenish the aquifer from empty would take six thousand years of natural rainfall. Is there a state that uses more ground water than surface water? You bet.
I'm not looking into Arkansas because I assume it will sadden me.
Is there a city I can name that is over 25% water area? Over 50%? I will guess five and see what kind of results I get. I doubt there's a list of "Cities with highest water area" but who knows? I might get lucky. To give myself some context, I'll look up a few large cities that I know will be sub-ten percent water. Chicago (3%) New York (35.40% oops why) Saint Louis (6%) and Minneapolis (6%) Saint Paul (7.5%). I guess New York wanted to control their harbors? That was anti-climactic, but I'm not writing to be interesting or compelling. You're along on this journey, discovering as I discover. From my guesses, there are several factors I think will increase a city's total water area. Enclosed lakes are obvious, but few. Enclosed rivers are more likely, but the city has to be small and on both sides of the river, and the river would have to be large. Bays and harbors are even better. So I think that Seattle, San Francisco, Mobile, Boston, and (cough cough) New York are some of my**** best bets for big cities with loads of water area. I'll list and rank them for you.
San Francisco 79.78% (479.14km2 water/600.59km2 total)Boston 45.98% (106.73km2 water/232.14km2 total)Seattle 41.17% (152.0km2 water/369.2km2 total)New York City 35.40% (429.53km2 water/1,213.37km2 total)Mobile 22.58% (105.31km2 water/466.34km2 total)Mobile doesn't encircle the bay like I hoped. On the other hand, San Francisco has been as greedy as I assumed it would be. Congratulations, SF, for artificially lowering your per-kilometer population density. I thought breaking the 25% mark would be difficult. Nope.
Correction:
Wow, a pre-publication correction? Yes. I am not editing this document in any way. So, why did I do all that work when Wikipedia lists everything in easily-parseable tables? Because errors are my friends. Come to find out, Nebraska and Nevada are both drier than Iowa in %, which frustrates me, but what are you going to do?
*Antarctica isn't a country. At 98% coverage, that's 13,720,000 square km of ice. So.
**I made a useless table because Wikipedia made it first.
***I wonder--in drought years--how the rankings of the water surface area of various reservoir-dependent states changes. Elephant Butte loses something like 80 to 90% of its surface area in a drought like the one pictured above. I might have to call the Corps of Engineers and do some legitimate research to find that one out.
****Bron came over and guessed New Orleans, which is over 50% water.
Monday, October 1, 2018
10.1b
10.1
Superlative.
Am I done? I assume that's the answer that's lurking deep down under the layered obfuscations of "Ohahohoho but whatever do you mean?" I have taught writing classes—taught reading classes, even—and even now I don't actually identify myself as a writing teacher. Sure, I'm a writer (bad, of late, having produced nothing noteworthy or even likeable for the last year or more [or am I forgetting something? Have I put anything in the sidebar in that time?]). Sure, I'm a teacher (I show up in classrooms [which is a low bar to cross]). But I don't feel like a writing teacher. The grammarian in me screams at how I started the last sentence with a conjunction, and the optimist in me shrugs and whistles a merry tune and the dreamer in me allows that maybe I am a writing teacher after all, but none of these things make truth of the claim.
Competent.
Because what does it even mean to teach someone to write? Language is a function of such innumerable hours of difficult work (an aching, paining difficulty that no one quite notices because the rewards are often immediate and overwhelming. I think we have become inured to the difficulty of language and our expectations are so far benumbed that we forget that each (limp? querulous? gravid? disappointing?) tumble-down phrase we construct is the product of a thousand thousand tiny choices all piled up and leading to the one moment in which we speak, hear, read, think. I don't know what it takes to build proficiency in this activity other than to look deep into someone's helpless eyes and say more of the same.
Satisfied.
And deeply satisfied, I think, is a state of mind. I've been there, and I will be there again. I'm quite happy with who I am and how I teach, but satisfaction is a tacit remonstrance against the critical eye. One cannot coexist peacefully with the other. But if I am to be satisfied, and I hope to God I will be, where is the space for self-doubt? For questioning? For improvement? Perhaps, I fear, there is no space. I'll never improve. I'll never be competent. I'll never be superlative. But on the off chance, if I am very lucky and charmed beyond belief, I may well yet be satisfied.
Saturday, September 29, 2018
9.29
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
9.19
When Terrance was thirteen, his mother (ever practical, ever down-to-earth and a firm, foundational rock upon which to build a childhood) moved her small family in pursuit of a job. The company she worked for was willing to pay her nearly twice as much to do the same tasks in a decrepit corner of the state, far from any normal folks who might turn their noses up at a Slingshot wannabe, and in fact, far from anybody who might be interested in wanting to be a Slingshot, and in fact, far from anybody at all. Slingshot (please again remember, this name is not my work, but his) was not devastated because he didn't know enough yet to be devastated about such small things. Where once there were people, now there were new friends, but not of the sort that an older person might be able to comprehend. Our sometime child was even yet ante-sentient. He made good use of his limbo. If his mother chattered with the mile-and-a-quarter neighbors about the inconvenience of the small river separating their two properties, Slingshot made full use of its storytelling potential. If his mother sighed about the fallen tree blocking the majority of the tight, winding driveway, Slingshot saw the covert influence of a cabal of nettling enemies. If his mother complained about the long hours her son spent out doors, Slingshot wasn't there to hear it. In the forest that crept up to their timid lawn, his complete wasteland friendscape was forgotten, for a time.
When Terrance was twenty five, the thought occurred to him that perhaps he had not actually been friendless at any time in his life, but perhaps he had never had friends either. The treehouse pine and the gully with the fort in it and the culvert tunnel were, to him, the exact same utility as Riptide, Slashfire, Orca Commander, and Buck. Terrance was floored by this revelation in a conversation with his first adult friend, Corey, to whom he told everything and from whom he held nothing, and with whom he realized that at twelve, all friends are essentially trees.
Monday, September 17, 2018
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
9.11
You were pregnant and I was trying to bring the whole sixth grade class over to watch. I doubt you would have minded. Miracle of birth and all that. But they just wouldn't settle into an appropriate attitude, and I missed the birth of our son. If I were a better man, I would have made it. If I were a better teacher, we would have all made it. But I'm just groggy enough from the dream that I doubt I'll be either for some time to come.
5:01am
Friday, September 7, 2018
9.6
Thursday, September 6, 2018
9.5
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
9.4
Tuesday, August 28, 2018
8.28
I haven't seen anything with wonder in my heart for months. Two nights ago, while a cloud rolled over the mountain, the full moon did its best to cut through the shroud. Trees fell away into shallower and shallower gradations of deepest blue, and I finally looked up. Tonight, again, I saw something that stopped me dead. Far away beyond the closest ridge, a cloud caught the shallowing sun and scattered its light, a deep red smear on the smooth gradient of the sunset, hiding between hilltops on a distant horizon. I know the person I was walking with didn't know what was going in my head, but I can try to tell you.
I haven't slept like I know I should for two months. I haven't dreamed at all in that time. I woke up earlier than I wanted to hold people accountable. I fell asleep later because there was always more to do. And the last four nights running, I've been getting more than six and a half hours. I've been taking eight and a half. I've been dreaming. I've been alive.
Goodbye. I'm going to sleep, now.
Sunday, August 12, 2018
8.12
What's the smell of the world when you like somebody? What's the taste of food when you are loved? Do colors shift when you kiss for keeps? Or would we know these things, weak as we are, always in love (whether we know or no)?
For who among us is strong enough to look away when new love is nearby? Who among us is strong enough to open his eyes when he is kissed?
Nobody.
Thursday, August 9, 2018
8.9
Dream 9 August 2018 4:58am
At camp. A camper asks me a question. He has been interrupting me all night. I have been up front talking and I am sick and tired of it. I decide now is the moment. Sure, interrupt. You asked a question about how stories get told. You are not interested in the answer. I am done with your interruptions. I am going to win this one.
"First," I say, "I wish you would stop interrupting me. Second, the shape of stories is often determined by what happens in the story. Third,—"
"But what about in the story you just told?"
"First, I wish you would stop interrupting me," I patiently reply. "Second, the shape of stories is often determined by what happens in the—"
"That's what you said before."
"First," I say, holding back bitterness and victory, "I wish you would stop interrupting me. Second, the shape of—"
"Ugh!"
There are a hundred people in the audience whose time he's wasting and I have decided to waste it.
"First, I wish you would stop—"
"Can you just go on!? I get it."
"First, I wish you would stop—"
"Oh my gosh, quit it!"
Pause.
"First, I—"
"Stop it!"
"First, I wish you would stop interrupting me. Second, the shape of stories is often determined by the content of the story. Third, I don't remember your original question at this point and I get neither do you, but the original question was never important to you in the first place. It was just a way for you to project power by interrupting me—"
"Why are you doing this?"
There's a long pause. Everyone is tense because by now they know exactly what will happen, and my revenge is so unbelievably sweet. This annoying half-baked potato has decided he can control the flow of my dialogue for the last five minutes. He has decided that his asides and commentary are more important than the time and enjoyment of the other few hundred people in the audience. He is wrong and they know it. So I, stopping just one moment this time to let the lesson sink in, without waiting too long for him to feel pleased or revenged in any way, give him exactly what he wanted at first and desperately did not expect the shape of: control.
"First,—"
He screams. I've won.
5:15am
Tuesday, July 10, 2018
7.10
I walked up to the White House to see the President. Not The white house, mind you, but a big brick building painted white, with columns on the portico and bushes so big there were walking tunnels through them. Not The president, mind you, but the older man who had taken in me and my group of friends. But something had changed since the last time, a day all, when I was here last. When I was here last, things were newer, and the whole house has settled into its bones a bit since then. I don't understand. I have gone to see a dog, talked to my parents, and walked the big intersection downtown with the Walgreens and the pizza place and the strip mall all behind the big parking lot. Across the road, where I was trying to get, there were more shops. Everything had a strange surreal quality to it, certainly, but only in retrospect. I never realized when I'm in the dream that the sky isn't. Not that it doesn't exist, but that it isn't to exist or not. It just isn't.
But now, an old friend sees me, and they are just that. Old. She walks under the columns of the portico and says "Oh, he's still a young man." That's it. Nothing more. I'm confused. Why say that? How did you become old? I'm worried. I quicken my pace. I reach the door and someone coming out says "Oh, it's you! You're still a young man." Why are they so old?
I push the door open, terrified in a quiet way of what might happen. There are all my friends of such quality and fire, but they're all in their seventies and eighties. The skin has fallen from once-fresh faces, the fat has built up around their middles. Hair has left the once-shaggy heads and their once-smooth and girlish cheeks are stubbly. Everyone has age spots and pants pulled too high and a comfortable look. They're all slouched in rockers and easy chairs in the entrance, lined up as though waiting for me, or maybe a bus that will take them to the mall for a walk and something interesting to do in their retirements. They're all so old. So old so suddenly. When I left them just so short a time ago, they were vital. We had plans! And now what of them? What will we do with ourselves now?
They all react to seeing my shock. There's a cheer of kindness and one or two say, in an old, familiar way, "Oh, he's still young!" Yes, I think, and you're so old! But then, I must be. Oh.
It clicks.
"How long this time?"
"Just two days, so far. Enjoy it!" shouts John Cleese from a big armchair. I intend to. I turn to look at all my friends. They're not old to me, now. They're beautiful. "Why, Annie, we never thought you would make it, living the way you did! And now you're here, outliving all of us! And Eddie! Oh, Eddie, what a looker! We've got to warn people about you or all the women in the state will be your girl. How do you still look so good, and with this gorgeous mustache!?" Annie is hunched, and Eddie's mustache is cut up badly, not the pencil-thin perfection of his youth. But his Cuban blood has held his beauty, and Annie deserved to live and got it. "Chuck, I'm just so thrilled to see you! What the hell, how do you look so good as such an old man? I'm jealous!" I continue around the circle, giving compliments from a young man to a collection of octogenarians. Then, Salty grabs my hand. His grip is old and curiously strong.
"Where's your Bible study tattoo?" He asks, tapping the hollow between my thumb and the back of my hand.
"I don't . . ." Is all I can say before he and Hiram next to him bust into a big, gut laugh. I would never get a tattoo. What are they saying? Hiram pulls up his sleeve, and Salty lifts the cuff of his pants to reveal matching blue-black tattoos, small, and shield-shaped. I'm staggered. I can't even see my body. How powerful is my psychosis? I'm feeling strange about everything, but I want to meet all my friends even so. I want them to know how beautiful they are still, or how good it is to see them, or how much I loved them all when I was young and how close we were as friends. The thirty aged firebrands assembled in the entryway of the white house are laughing, now, and I feel bittersweet. Maybe tomorrow I'll be eighty, too, and this youth is only a recollection. But I'm luckier than they are. I get to re-live myself again and again, and they are trapped in a linear progression. I get to know that the story ends, and they had to write it one day at a time. My whole perspective has changed. Everything is lovely.
I awake.
5:31am
Sunday, June 17, 2018
6.17
Monday, June 11, 2018
6.11
I hold up the piece of us to the light. It's smaller than I remember, though maybe it has shrunk in the dry of the box. I can practically see through it. It wasn't this transparent, then. It felt deep with mystery, then. I cup it in my hand as I walk about the apartment. It is light. I remember when I put it away, it bowed the shelves and I had to put it on the bottom with the atlases and geode collection, and even then it had a gravity. During the earthquake, you already know which bookshelf didn't fall. But that was years ago.
I take it now and put it out on the counter. It still holds its shape, but it's not perhaps the same as when I put it away. I can't look at it, so I do the dishes with it near me. I carry it into the next room and try to read a book. It's still there when I throw the book down, restive. I heave an enormous sigh.
There's an old specimen frame in the garage. I take out pins and spread this old remnant as flat as its crinkled edges will allow. I hang it in the entry above the console. It no longer mocks.
Picking up my keys, I go out. It will be there when I get back.
Saturday, June 9, 2018
6.9 (nice)
I sneeze three times, nearly every time. It blows through my body like a swift kick off a tall cliff and I'm left panting on the other side, my face inside my shirt with the sneeze. And sometimes, when I'm getting over being sick, or when it's early in the morning, or just exactly whenever it feels like it (but only sometimes), my sneezes smell like turpentine.
Friday, June 8, 2018
6.8
Thursday, June 7, 2018
6.7
A piece at a time, he watched his collection flutter down into the bin. I watched as he emptied the pockets of his pants, front and back, each pocket of his shabby coat, and began to pull apart the lining. Long strips of fabric, torn from his shirt, the elastic from his socks, an accumulation of bunched-up fibers ripped from his pants. Soon, he was reduced, and the can was full. He tottered off again, down the street, where I saw him stoop for another scrap of paper.
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
6.6
Friday, May 25, 2018
5.25
The sunset washed the earth with pink-orange light, and the wind filled the trees with a soft sound of oceans. The dogs pulled lightly at the leash, eager to see anything, everything, as long as it smelled interesting and wasn't at home. The evening air was already chill with no moisture to speak of holding onto the heat. I walked the dogs home and pulled my brother's oranges out of his tree with a long claw on a stick. I haven't even plugged in his fantastically expensive juicer. I think I've juiced fifteen citrus now, by hand, with a terrible juicer that feels at any moment like it will fragment into thin slivers of plastic across the floor, spilling the juice I've fought for and forcing me to mop. I stop, my hands wet with juice, the dogs dancing with each other (mouths wide open and lightly encompassing each other's heads), and thought back to the boys in the Supra who stole for their fruit.
I drew no conclusions. All I know is that I have the taste of oranges on my lips, and so must they. It's strange to have that connection with two people I will never meet.
Thursday, May 24, 2018
5.24
It passes, but it's always there.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
5.22b
I have a voice and an opinion the same as anybody else, and sometimes my voice and opinion matter? But I prefer conversations in which I can ask questions and moderate my verbiage to be sensitive and intelligent. You can't do that online, in a text thread, shouting to the void.
So, with that in mind, I think I've been lucky enough to be handed a set of identities at birth that I just don't care about, that I don't HAVE to care about, and I'm extraordinarily glad I don't feel like fighting with whatever opinions people have about me.
I have the richest sort of privilege: the honor and joy of not giving a hot fart about whether or not you think I'm any label or none. So, to address transracialism:
I'm here to love you, child, and you, and you, and every soft bag of flesh that feels out of sorts in its skin until someday (the Lord willing) we all feel like we can give our haters the bird. Because on that day, there shall be no haters. Selah.
5.22
I've called the warden's office and they've offered to tell James that he's been calling six-one-five instead of nine-one-five. I hope he gets a laugh from his mistake. He's wasted a full day on me.
Monday, May 21, 2018
5.21
"Hm?"
"An appetizer, I think?" To go with their water+lemon price-saver special.
He orders nachos. ("There's only one . . ." "Yes, only one way we make nachos.") She orders a wrap, and he a burger. Both with fries.
I phase in and out of their conversation. It's inane, quotidian (a word I've stolen from the last thing I read, not ripped off the domepiece). It's safe. I'm not interested. When Vanilla Ice's opus Ice, Ice, Baby starts very quietly in the background, I cover for my involuntary "Haha yeah" by leaning away and remarking, as though to myself, "It's the nineties all over again."
When they need a box from the waiter, she sees him and makes a hand motion and a mouth noise that sounds like she choked off a call just as it thrust itself through her mind. They eventually get the box.
My waiter is earnest and kind as he explains why there's some unsolvable difficulty with the charge. The Internet is out or some such. A waitress with an attractive haircut is commiserating. She sighs and we all three laugh just a little. Our conversation is just as inane, just as quotidian (again, that stolen word). But we're in it, so it feels immediate, visceral.
I pick up my bag and walk five paces.
Wait. Did I get everything?
I turn around and hold my hands out as though the mere act of reaching will draw any lost belongings to me. My waiter has gone, but she's standing there. Her shirt says Certified Teaching Staff on the sleeve. She gives me a look like she would prefer I wasn't one of her employees if I'm incapable of remembering whether my phone is in my pocket after five steps. I close my open hands into dual thumbs-up, smile, and spin away.
"Have a good night!" she says.
A wave over my shoulder is all she gets, and then I'm out into the night. Maybe it's this place that makes me feel so commonplace. Maybe it's the weather. Every day has a gravity to it. Every day feels predetermined. It won't rain. It's likely to be sunny. There's a light wind from the west. People will drive their cars too much. And Tommy and Nicole will go back to work serving wraps and burgers and nachos to people who need boxes for their fries.
Sunday, May 20, 2018
5.20
It's okay, I think. You have a lovely family, and I'm lying on the still-warm sand, staring up at the stars. I had better move, though, before a scorpion finds me, before I forget which direction the car is in, before I change my mind and dig back into the hole to get back the past that has left me.
I can feel my bones shift as I stand up. I can hear the night swallow up my footprints behind me. I can see the car over the hill..
Maybe I'll ask that carhop for her number. I pulled in just a few hours ago. Maybe she's still on her shift. Maybe she'll remember the chocolate soda I ordered and didn't drink. Maybe it's time to move on. The desert seems to think so.
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
5.15
I close my eyes and remember you again.
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
5.9b
I have never dreamed sex.
I can't remember dreams of being dead, taking tests, or growing older.
So what dearth in my life has robbed me of these common dream tropes? What paucity of will? Do other people just have smaller choices, accidentally limited by the dreams they've heard of, limited to things they've seen before? I can't imagine, but I know: whatever gamut I've been granted hasn't only been for me. If you'd like it, if you're piqued now, I would share a dream with you.
Tuesday, May 8, 2018
5.8
Don't let the something of the past stand in the way. Destroy, then start.
[I wrote two and a half pages of a play, hated it, and didn't work on it for a week because it was impossible to use and too scary to delete. I couldn't throw it out because I thought I would be wasting my time. Cursed hindsight--I wasted my time regardless.]
5.7
::I will write a convincing love letter
Thank you so much! This is such a life-saver.
Do you need more piectures of her?
::I will write a perfect letter that will make her give in
::Yes, you may add one picture
::Should the love letter focus on convincing her that you have read Shakespeare? Or should it be a general love letter to her?
I do want it to be a love letter, but can it like show that I have read shakespeare?
::So I should start with the love letter, then I conclude by convincing her that you have read Shakespeare
Yes, please. Omg, this is a lifesaver
::Great. I will make it perfect
[$31.40 is an investment in the future. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Supposedly, this person guaranteed has a masters degree. Thank you, Dr. Don Papers.]
Friday, May 4, 2018
5.4
I shake your hand anyway, not knowing if you'll house my flora, or perhaps you'll spread to me. Either way, someone is leaving here changed.
Thursday, May 3, 2018
5.3
Wednesday, May 2, 2018
5.2
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
5.1
I've regained my breath. I'm about two thirds cooked, and I know I overdid it today. I can make it home, I know I can. It's all downhill really, and some of it very steep. Besides, there's hours until sunset still. I flip my leg over the saddle and push away down the hill.
There's red cinder on either side of the road, and my tires crunch into and through it, down the lane. I'm going fast. Maybe twenty, thirty miles an hour. I'm not even pedaling; I don't have to. And then--an oscillation--(small at first, but enough to be troubling. I have had the bike worked on only a few weeks ago, but I have also been extremely hard on the old girl for a very long time, so who knows how well a check up would catch and solve all problems with her anyway) and the tire has begun to overcorrect itself, despite my hands gripping white-hot, driving all the blood up my arms and into my panicked heart, my breathing fast, my brain incapable of any thought but slow down. I squeeze the brakes ever so slightly. I can't remember which brake is front and which is back. I wish I could pull the back full-bore, but I can't risk pulling on one only to find out it's the front, to feed the shimmy and send myself into the asphalt. I'm still going twenty five, maybe. Too fast. I would lose a lot of skin. I could break something. Many things, if I land especially badly. I'm pulling on the brakes and pushing hard against the bars, hoping against hope that the oscillation will abate. It doesn't.
It gets worse.
The front wheel is flipping back and forth crazily now, faster and faster, and I'm staring at the road ahead, willing there to be no cars. The shoulder is across the opposing lane, and it's wide and rocky, and at its lip is the line of red cinder. If I cross that badly, it's game over. there's no friction in the cinder, not for lateral movement, and it seems like all my tire wants to do is move side to side. I unclip my feet just in case I need to jump from the bike. I'm panting. I'm squeezing the brakes. I'm slower, slower, slower, stopped. Putting my feet on the ground, I can feel my heart ripping against my tongue, trying to claw its way out. My mind is blank.
I lean down, pull the quick release, replace it. There's nothing wrong with my tire, nothing wrong with my wheel, nothing wrong with my bike. I push off, waiting for the worst. The brakes are singing at me--maybe it's that? I'll buy new rotors, I swear it. The tire behaves. It rides true for fourteen more miles. I feel like I'm going to die for the next half hour. I'm fine.