Terrible news, everyone! After a recent discovery that deep-sea deposits of cadmium oxide could be used as an inexpensive grape flavor substitute, the Egalitarian Vineyard Interests League has bought all the floating platforms and scuppered them. The cost of grape soda is expected to rise forty cents!
I can see the headlines now. "Grape Mines Sink Alike."
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Does this mean you hate puns less?
ReplyDeleteThis is super hilarious. I'm not sure why, but when I read it on Facebook, I cracked up laughing and got looked at weird because I was in the lounge eating my Five Guys.
ReplyDeleteI still dislike puns because I feel stupid when I can't see them.
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ReplyDeleteEveryone feels stupid when they can't see them. At least, I know I did when I didn't get the one in this one until after Kyle pointed out that he hadn't seen it and now did. But it is still hilarious.
ReplyDeletePS, the one I removed was this one but I had a crucial error in something and I just had to fix it entirely. :)
If you just remove it but don't comment, I always just delete it to hide the secret shame because it's what I would want done for me. No worries.
ReplyDeleteI'll remember that next time.
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