last post should have properly taken the place of 3.1, and this will take the place of 3.2. I'm almost caught up, and it's almost mah b-day! HOORAY!
What fresh hell is this, Sanford?
I don't know, sir, I
WELL GET ON IT, SANFORD! Or do I have to do everything myself?
Sir, I can
I'll put it in your sniveling hands and expect a shoddy job. Are we agreed?
Yessir.
Good. Oh, Hi! I didn't see you standing there, possibly because you didn't address me because you were cowering in awe. It's understandable. AND EXPECTED. Next time, work on your manners before you approach honest JOHN JENKINS, scourge of the Benson Evening Blade.
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I can't take complete credit for this. I found a book of "One Act Plays for Teen-Agers" by a Professor Dias and in the first play, a character mentions "honest John Jenkins, scourge of the Benson Evening Blade." I laughed so hard my head almost exploded.
ReplyDeleteWell then, where's 3.3 for reals?
ReplyDeleteThat is absolutely awesome, and everyone should always speak like that.
Also, sorry I missed your birthday. Happy birthday. I hope you had a good time.
So I have to lend you that book now.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes you do. I'm glad you haven't forgotten.
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