He walked down the long [stupid] hallway to his first [insufferable] class. He [wearily] took a seat near the front of the classroom [because teachers always watch the back]. He arranged four [boring][black] pens on his desk and shuffled [useless] papers around in his [undersized] backpack. He felt like [cursing] using the restroom, but he thought that [he would be kicked out] he could hold it.
The [Ponce] professor [slouched] walked in and [horrified] addressed the [menial mind slaves] class.
"My name is Professor [Prickworthy Pooppants] Lane, and if you [want to leave] have any questions, address them to [my rump] me. If any of you are [more intelligent than me] in the wrong [hellhole] class, now would be a good time to [hit me in the face with a brick] leave. I [eat babies] hope you all [shrink up and die] have [two guns to do the job] a [minor migrane] good [psychiatrist] year."
"My name is Professor [Prickworthy Pooppants] Lane, and if you [want to leave] have any questions, address them to [my rump] me. If any of you are [more intelligent than me] in the wrong [hellhole] class, now would be a good time to [hit me in the face with a brick] leave. I [eat babies] hope you all [shrink up and die] have [two guns to do the job] a [minor migrane] good [psychiatrist] year."
He [smacked the desk in frustration, stood and chewed out the teacher for arriving late, stormed around the front of the room, declaiming the school, professor, and program for instituting such a useless, idiotic class, with absolutely no viable positive effect on his skills or knowledge] smiled.
He was ready for class.
[Hardly.]
Interestingly humorous writing concept. I hope it's fiction because that class sounds intolerable!
ReplyDeleteIt is, luckily.
ReplyDeleteIt is merely a sample of my inner monologue that I TOTALLY CANNOT ESCAPE.
... so am I crazier than you because I have an inner dialogue (the "ue" just NEEDS to be there, don't you think?)? Sometimes, there are more than two in the conversation.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I completely understand. The teacher doesn't even have to be that bad, really. It would just be so nice to be done.
Okay, so sometimes it really IS that bad. Take the capstone, for instance. I might as well be Atlas.
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