I will make you cry tears of blood. Get ready to be depressed.
Dance in the Full Moon
O, the Frailty of Memory
Saturday, December 29, 2012
12.29
I can hear him running through the warranty on his diaphragm. It says it's good to 10,000 coughs, but in the last hour I swear he's filled up half that number. By morning I fear he'll have to run to the store for a new one.
Oh goodness, this one makes my throat tickle. Anyway, well done.
ReplyDeleteRussel coughs four small coughs. Philip coughs one gargantuan one n
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I read that in the same voice in which I read children's books to kids I babysit.
ReplyDeleteMy family and friends don't have a standard for coughs, but our sneezes have been known to scare rats, cats, dogs, and horses.