His glistening chest heaved in the half-light. Would she notice him in his pseudo-erotic pose? He sincerely hoped so. He hoped something unexpected would push their paths together. He hoped Chaos theory would finally be on his side. He hoped and hoped, and panted quietly.
This gif got cut rather awkwardly for me. In other news ... uh ... "Draw me like one of your French girls?"
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Like so many things, it is a weird blend of funny and sad, and I like the "panted quietly" (of course) and also I don't think I know how to do this anymore, so please feel free to call me out.
I think this is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI hoped somebody would find it hilarious. It's one of the best things in the movie, just shy of the kids almost dying four times and just absolutely PIGGING OUT immediately after.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite sentence in that is "He hoped Chaos theory would finally be on his side." I've seen that movie like twice(?) and I couldn't stop laughing at this post. I mean, I eventually did, but still, this is funny.
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