5.14

I just have to apologize in a way I could never do to your face. We've only talked twice, I know, and you're married, I understand that. I immediately imagined you as single, just to picture what it would be like to ask someone on a date after all this time. I promise it won't affect me. I do feel bad. I just needed to see what it would be like, this nerve-wracking fear of rejection.
Oh, in case you're wondering, I flubbed the delivery and you laughed, but we didn't go on the date. Don't worry; I won't do it again.