2.5

Now, you've used the past tense to refer to your wedding plans, which can only mean one of two things: you've discovered the inanity of social institutions and decided to forego them, OR you decided, for financial reasons, to enter a green card marriage with an entymologist from Bolivia, but you slowly realized that they were actually a secret agent working for the Argentinians the whole time and waiting for the moment in which they could bomb the Bolivian embassy in San Francisco, at which point they would leave you penniless and heartbroken in La Paz with their mother-in-law, waiting for them to return. They're the only two reasonable options. Enjoy picturing your South American honey pot in either strong, capable hands and husky voice OR elegant arms and ear poking through careless curls variety.