4.12

"Sometimes, it's hard for me to be a man. God made men to . . . want . . . women. You know, 'go forth and multiply.' "

Silence.

"So it makes it hard for me to control myself around you sometimes. It's a constant struggle against the devil in my mind. You know, I'm pretty sure that every man has said this at one point or another, but I have a monster inside me."

Silence.

"I think that's probably a line from Twilight, which just goes to show how dried up and hackneyed it really is. I think about perverse, degraded, stupid things entirely too often."

Silence.

"And of course, you know . . . sex."

Giggles.