And sometimes people want me to ask because they want to know some way to show that they care.
So if I ask for things you aren't willing to give, am I being a bad person?
I'm still trying to figure it out. In the meantime:
I tried to stab her but I just couldn't. She was right there and I hated her so much and she wasn't even looking and I was wearing gloves and I had somebody else's knife and nobody knew where we were and it's not like anyone would even suspect me for killing her but for some reason I couldn't.
Maybe subconsciously, owning a poodle wasn't proper justification for murder.
No, you aren't. I refuse to ask for anything, ever (except on rare, rare occasions), and that has caused many more people much more pain and frustration than I could have anticipated.
ReplyDeleteBeing a bad person means asking for things, knowing someone else can't give them, and not taking "No" for an answer, ever.
Now, about the meantime: So Many Questions.
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ReplyDeleteI like that both of you commented on the opposite stories. Thanks.
I am probably selfish.
I don't like poodles. Or any dog small enough to punt.
Same with me...on both accounts, I guess.
ReplyDeleteSo, what about those giant-sized poodles?
Worse because they're trying so hard and they still fail.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that big dogs are okay, but small ones aren't? It's like saying short people have no reason to live, and I'm ridiculously short, which makes that unacceptable.
ReplyDeleteGood things can come in small packages, and even the fun-sized candy can actually be fun if you let it.
Big dogs are okay because they are less like small dogs, and more like wolves. Small dogs are more like cats. And cats are evil when they aren't like dogs. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteBut wolves are trouble for sheeple, and cats just trouble mice.
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