The Japanese are better than toy cars,
but I liked cars better as a kid.
North Dakota is better than (most of) Texas.
Lumberjacks are better than business meetings.
Snowboarding is better than MTV.
Waterfalls are better than nachos.
NASA is better than prairies.
ComicCon is better than a spelling bee.
Velociraptors are better than a bestselling novel.
Bill Gates is better than electric shavers.
Towels are better than silicone.
Bungalow is better than relative,
but diphtheria is better than both.
"It's wrong!" says she.
"It's an opinion. It literally CANNOT be wrong," say I.
She still hasn't responded.
She did. "You hurt me."
ReplyDeleteWell, brevity is the soul of wit.
That's because wit is so small.
ReplyDeleteAnyhow... you're right about ComicCon, unless there are real bees. Towels trump everything.