If you must know, I lost it while wrestling an alligator. It was a very emotional time, and I would prefer that you don't ask any more questions. Just suffice it to say that the nun was quite appreciative, and that if you ever have to fight a gator, take crisco with you.
And if I had lost an appendage, that's the story I would tell.
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XD THIS DESERVES ALL THE THINGS.
ReplyDeleteOkay so this reminded me of a bunch of things, all of which would be awesome on their own, but combined creates explosions of happiness and joy.
Would you like to hear them? Of course you would!
1. Scott Kabel's hippo song
2. *Sound of Music* and *Comedy of Errors* nuns
3. Crisco slides at camp (DANGEROUS)
4. The man with a wooden leg named Smith
5. Crikey!