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Kat enjoys the words of sad songs that nobody knows. Nathan pays to watch women on the internet put shoes on. Ingrid burns holes in her socks when she wants new ones. Bridgett has taken twelve sensory deprivation baths in the last three months, trying to develop synesthesia. Dj buys stamps just to lick them.

Martha makes cookies with chocolate chips and bakes them according to the directions.

Holly kisses other women in bars to attract men. Bradley lives in New York and counts the buildings he passes on his way to work. Luther tells his friends that he is lactose intolerant so he'll feel important. Wynne tries to pull her teeth out every night before bed. Summer eats pebbles.

Martha cries at the sad scenes in films and laughs with the cues in sitcoms.

Erik watches hundreds of music videos and catalogues them as “lyp-synched” or not. Brenda makes her own toilet paper. Harold stoops to walk through doorways, despite his dwarfism. Anatole plays instruments she hates so she can brag to her imaginary friend. Harriet tears the fortieth page from every publication she reads in public waiting rooms. Grant refers to every vehicle as “hoss.”

Martha picks up things on top of piles. She eats at restaurants because they are popular and cheap. She wears shoes that are comfortable and fit her feet. She owns several types of deodorant because she doesn't keep track. She sometimes sleeps on the couch with her feet on the coffee table. She constantly runs out of bowls and must wash dishes. She owns a plunger. She pays to have her oil changed. She drives to work. She gives to an annual charity drive.

You know the most about Martha and she's still the least interesting person on the page.