[If challenged to write a "how to" make a sandwich that is unassailable from any angle or loophole, I suggest the following as a final caveat:]
If all else fails, combine all ingredients in a bag, box, or other large, solid, impermeable container. Close. Shake. If evolutionists are to be believed, a proto-sandwichoid will appear within several billion years. Consume at your own risk. Enjoy!
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I like this.
ReplyDeleteFair enough.
ReplyDeleteIf the pieces of bread are thrown in separately, it just might work sooner than that.