So I'll write what Janelle suggested. The first three sentences:
Sherlock slowly rotated in his private eddy. It was never his intent to discover an alternate truth, but here he was, doing it anyway.
Watson waddled over the evidence.
I will make you cry tears of blood. Get ready to be depressed.
HEE HEE HEE YES!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL NIGHT!!!!!
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ahem.*
More, please?
(No, I'm not a crazy person. Why would you think that?)
Also, this.
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I'm sorry you're sad.
I'm sorry you're sad as well. But doing the three sentence thing might help. Even if they're just fragments. Do fragments count?
ReplyDeleteBut I did like your Sherlock sentences. Very nice. (I do read your blog, by the way. Both, actually, are linked to my blog so I can see when you update.) Hope your day gets better despite the tornado watches and pouring rain.