I love sneezing. Knowing that I can produce hurricane-force winds, even for so brief a time, is gratifying. I like the feel of my whole body's tenseness, on the edge of a sneeze, which explodes out into wet, sticky conclusion all over my elbow.
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BUT WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?
ReplyDeleteSorry. I just . . .
TROY'S SNEEZE IN COMMUNITY!
"AIIYYYAHYAAHSHAGAHLAH!"
I am such a child.
That is disgusting--the wet, sticky conclusion, that is. Your sneezes must be so much more epic than mine.
ReplyDeleteMy sneezes are pretty huge. I do have four liters of air to dispel. Or at least close to four. Most people have 2.5? I think? Dad has 5? He's got big lungs.
ReplyDeleteI think I have small, inefficient ones that hate me.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though, did you SEE Troy's sneeze?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITe5sAUcb4o
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrKqmGZjcS0&feature=related
HAHAHA CAPTCHA SAID "BLESS."
Yes, Troy's sneeze is epic.
ReplyDeleteBest Captcha EVER!
:-)
ReplyDeleteCaptcha said "vaitowlowve." It seemed like a lot of work for the content I was posting.
It's playing games with you, Janelle.
ReplyDeleteWell I used to like to sneeze. Until I read this... I think it's that end of the last sentence that icked me a bit.
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