He made friends with a young undertooker;
His last girlfriend had forsook her.
But he started to curse
When she turned up in a hearse.
He said "From here on I'll only date hookers!"
[Edited from a thing I found]
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ReplyDeleteIf you had listened to *Cabin Pressure,* you would have heard a pretty fun one about Sean Connery. But you didn't.
I like that the dude still cares, and I am amused that he becomes female for a while.